Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Serial Killer Alert (Grapic Content Warning)

Warning: Graphic Content Ahead
(if you are squeamish...DON'T LOOK!)
Well, I suppose it was inevitable....even the most perfect among us is bound to snap under pressure. Police photographed this graphic crime scene as they apprehended an eerily calm and happy 'Serial Killer Barbie' smiling mercilessly amid the horrific carnage at her Barbie Dream Home.

However, this was no 'dream'....nightmare is more like it! Among the dismembered bodies, was that of Barbie's best friend Skipper and her estranged ex-boyfriend Ken, who had both filed for restraining orders just last month against the mentally unstable, yet still famously buxom blonde. Court documents indicate that upon learning of Ken's infidelity with her best friend Skipper, Barbie seemed to experience a mental break with reality and began stalking the new couple relentlessly. The filing claimed that both individuals feared for their safety, as well as for the fragility of Barbie's mental state. Sadly, the restraining order failed to provide adequate protection in the days and weeks that followed.

Authorities were first alerted when Ken failed to show up for his Mattel photo shoot. An APB was put out, but police were able to quickly and calmly apprehend Barbie at her Dream Home with no resistance. 'Serial Killer Barbie' is currently being held without bail, while she awaits her arraignment. Her name will undoubtedly go down in the history books as one of the most notorious Serial Killers of all time. :o)
(Image © Mariel Clayton) View more of her work on her website

10 comments:

Guillaume said...

I wish girls had played barbie like that in my youth. I would have joined in.

Lorelei Bell said...

OMG! This was awesome! Loved it!

I think you made my day!

Lisa said...

Funny!!!!

Vivienne Moss said...

I want one!!!

magikalseasons said...

Funny yet very twisted!

Justine’s Halloween said...

There's an artist who photographs all sorts of gory Barbie scenes. I wish I could remember her name right now! Anyway, it's weird how the images are shocking even though they're just photos of dolls! I guess dolls represent humans closely enough in our brains for it to be disturbing.

The Artful Gypsy aka Wendy the Very Good Witch said...

It is twisted isn't it? That's what makes it so fun! Guess Barbie isn't so perfect after all! That artist has certainly found an untapped niche hasn't she?! Ha!

The Gill-Man said...

Man, Barbie really believed that Ken was schtuping Skipper? Geez, even after the breakup, she was in denial! Barbie, it's obvious to EVERYONE that KEN IS GAY! Obviously, all those years of dating that closet-case finally made her snap! She's completely detached from reality!

imsteelefullofscrap said...

Newbie here and you have an amazing blog glad I am not the only one the enjoys decorating like this can not wait to see what you up with next!!!

Halloweenman666 said...

haha wow, bizzare and hilarious at the same time! Looks like Barbie has some skeletons in her closet.